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Mythical Creature
02:11
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(So you want to)
See a mythical creature
Which would you like it to be?
To see a mythical creature
What d'you think you'd need to see?
Snakes for hair, scary stare petrifying
Hairy coat, giant feet, terrifying
Lion's head, serpent tail, scaly bat wings
Oh dear me, oh to see, one of these things
(So now you want to)
Be a mythical creature
Which would you like it to be?
If you could be a mythical creature
What do you think you would need?
Dragon's breath, horse's head, bloodshot eyeballs
Cloven hooves, shaggy mane, giant fang-claws
Scaly skin, fishes tail, beautiful voice
Oh dear me, how to be, so much choice
And poof
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The Last Unicorn
02:32
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The last unicorn was born a thousand years ago
She had a lovely horn and a coat that was whiter than snow
In the physical world she truly was one of a kind
When all the other unicorns went away she stayed behind.
She lived deep in the forest and rarely was seen
The creatures all loved her and called her their queen
But as she grew older she wanted to know
What became of her family and where did they go
She was told by a troll that these secrets could be easily learned
But if she left the natural world she could never return
She boarded a boat all alone and sailed away
And she arrived in the make believe world on the following day
Unicorns, Dinosaurs, dragons galore
Called out her name as they waved from the shore
She was happy to see them and happy to be
Forever at home in the land of make believe
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Yeti vs Sasquatch
03:46
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Ladies and gentlemen
Live from Pibloktoq Arena
The mythical match-up of the millennium
On the left
From the Pacific North-West
Nine feet standing tall
Six hundred and fifty pounds of muscle
A redwood planted in the octagon
It’s Sasquatch - Bigfoot
He’s a mountain man and a man mountain
And on my right
From Himalayan Heights
Two and three quarter meters high
Two hundred and ninety-five
Kilograms of might
Dinner plate hands and piercing eyes
It’s Yeti - Abominable Snowman
Another mountain man man mountain
Proto-humans go!
And tonight
Under the lights
A clash of monumental might
Who’s the best?
East or West?
Who is mightiest?
East and West
They’re both the best
When it comes down to mightiness
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The Galify
03:02
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How do you do?
I do say I do - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
I don’t say I don’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
I will say I will - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
Won’t say I won’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
I can say I can - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
Cannot say I can’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
But one thing I can say is
I’ve never ever had a bad day
I have said I have - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
Haven’t said I haven’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
I did say I did - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
I didn’t say I didn’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
I might say I might - miffy wiffy diddley diffy
And I might say I mayn’t - miffy wiffy diddley dum
But one thing I can say
As I sit here today
Is I’ve never never ever ever never ever had a bad day
Miffy wiffy I’m a Gallify
Diddley diffy not a glum
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Mr. Breene's mountain bread
Won't sit in your belly like a lump of lead
Mr. Breene's mountain bread
Try some today instead … Of
Rye bread, White bread, pumpernickel brown bread
Paratha, pita, eat a pizza
Croutons, crumpets, croissants, crispy
Try them all, they're all good, but nothing compares with
Soda, sourdough, yeast, and sprouted
Bagel, pretzel, baguette, pancake
Pumpkin, potato, banana naan bread
Try them all, they're all good, but nothing compares with
Mr. Breene's mountain bread
Won't sit in your belly like a lump of lead
Mr. Breene's mountain bread
Try some today instead
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Robin Hobgoblin
02:01
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Robin Hobgoblin - strangest kid I ever knew
Robin Hobgoblin - they say he lives in a shoe
Tiny little guy he’s very small
Only 14 inches tall
He lives somewhere inside the walls
He never answers when you call
I heard him laughing - did you hear it?
Creepy little household spirit
And he may never go away
Robin Hobgoblin - exactly what does he do?
Robin Hobgoblin - he does whatever hobgoblins do
At nighttime when the lights go out
He starts creeping round the house
Fixing things he says are broke
But mainly playing pranks and jokes
He’s just a creepy little gnome
Who eats us out of house and home
And he may never go away
Robin Hobgoblin’s here to stay
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7. |
I Medusa
01:39
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If you see me out today
Turn your face away
Unless you want to turn to stone
And stand forever all alone
I Medusa
I used to have long brown hair
I used to have a pretty face
Now my hair is made of snakes
And people say I’m hideous
I Medusa
You know it’s not my fault
I used to be beautiful
Now when someone looks at me
They turn to stone 123
I Medusa
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Dear Yeti, hello Yeti dear
Everything is crazy here
The people never come outside
I rarely ever have to hide
I don’t know what is going on
But clearly there is something wrong
But it’s fun to watch this human zoo
I’m doing fine what’s up with you?
Dear Sasquatch nice to hear from you
Over here is crazy too
Normally this time of year
We’re mobbed with climbers and their gear
But I haven’t seen a single soul
The sherpas must be on the dole
It’s getting warmer every day
I’m afraid the snow will melt away
I really wouldn’t worry though
I’ve seen the humans come and go
I hope you’re happy over there
Keep me posted and take care
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I Am A Mythical Creature
02:44
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I am a mythical creature
I have some terrifical features
I have supernatural powers
I live in a far away tower
I have no sisters or brothers
It’s lonely to be undiscovered
I get no respect from the scientists
They say I don’t even exist
My story’s been told throughout history
Still I remain a great mystery
I have some terrifical features
I am a mythical creature
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